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I don't know what it is about me. But there are these days much like today, when I just know I'm an absolute hot mess and my day has already gone to shit right from the second I blink my brown eyes. Never mind the fact that I was running late (again) because lately, my… Continue reading Go Home Friday. You’re Drunk.
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