Witty Rants

Go Home Friday. You’re Drunk.Β 

I don't know what it is about me. But there are these days much like today, when I just know I'm an absolute hot mess and my day has already gone to shit right from the second I blink my brown eyes. Never mind the fact that I was running late (again) because lately, my… Continue reading Go Home Friday. You’re Drunk.Β 

Work Rants

HR UNCUT: The Harsh Truths About Your Resumes That You NEED TO KNOW

Let me begin this shenanigan post off by justifying my credibility in this category. You see, when it comes to my priorities: my kids, my levels of caffeine toxicity, and my career are all sitting on a pedestal so high up there, not even Jesus can fuck with it. And just don't. Let me stop… Continue reading HR UNCUT: The Harsh Truths About Your Resumes That You NEED TO KNOW