Witty Rants

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Dwayne Wade is back in Dade with the Heat. Well ain't that neat? Not really, I don't honestly give a sheet shit. There goes my poet-ry. I was going for a slam dunk but I landed on the toilet seat and my rhyming took a dump. What a load of crap, I'm just saying- how… Continue reading Fox-News-Fridays

Witty Rants

EXTRA EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT HOW I’M SOOO EXTRA EXTRA!

Hey Paul? You get 97.675783865% credit for this post title. #TeamGenius #NowPleasegogetFrostedFlakesyouwillthankmelater #BoyBye So we're knees-deep into this era of people being "EXTRA".  And I don't know who the punny little bitch was who came up with this "she's so extra" concept but I'm  (sans the peanut butter) because I feel like I am the… Continue reading EXTRA EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT HOW I’M SOOO EXTRA EXTRA!

Lifestyle Rants, Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

In Which I Layer Rants On Rants To Make A Rantwich and Then Sprinkle it With A Dash of Rant and Add a Side Of Ranting.

    If I had a penny for every single time I've whispered "what the FUCK" to myself by the end of any day- I'd be rich. I'd be able to pay off my credit cards. I'd be able to half-ass-afford my own Starbucks addiction without willingly overdrawing my bank account-I don't think you've been… Continue reading In Which I Layer Rants On Rants To Make A Rantwich and Then Sprinkle it With A Dash of Rant and Add a Side Of Ranting.