Witty Rants

In Which I Consider Selling My Son To The Black Market

When I was pregnant with my son, I felt like I was floating on a marshmallow cloud of motherly bliss. I had already been blessed with my perfect little princess and I also had a beautiful stepdaughter but I wanted my handsome little prince more than anything I had ever wanted in my life. Life… Continue reading In Which I Consider Selling My Son To The Black Market

Soul-Searching Rants

To Every Stella Out There Right Now.

Your first thought: Who is this "Stella" and I mean..how many of them are there? Hmm...'cause I know zero Stellas except that one chick from the movie with the badass braids and muscle for days!     And I obviously know you thought this 'cause I'm psychic. And come to think of it I forgot to… Continue reading To Every Stella Out There Right Now.

Blogging about Blogging

The Versatile Blogger Award

Dearest Runaway Nuns and Leprechauns: A few days ago, I was having one of those, "one of them days" type of days which I incessantly rant about here. I honestly felt like doing nothing other than drowning in a tub full of my own tears and liquid-drama. I couldn't even get myself to write anything since… Continue reading The Versatile Blogger Award