Deep Into The Foxhole, Deep Rants, Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

Rainy Daze/ Favorite Quotes Day 2 (Let’s Pretend It’s Day 2, Cut Me Some Slack!)

Heyyyy party over herrreeee! So. It's  (my version of) day 2 for this Favorite Quotes 3 day challenge which my genius, phenomenal friend Paul -aka- The Captain's Speech asked me to participate in and now I feel like I've totally let him down because I suck at writing or doing anything with a deadline! Sorry Paul!… Continue reading Rainy Daze/ Favorite Quotes Day 2 (Let’s Pretend It’s Day 2, Cut Me Some Slack!)

Deep Into The Foxhole, Humor, Lifestyle Rants, Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

Favorite Quotes Challenge- Day 1!

It's past midnight here in Miami, which officially makes it Wednesday. So may I be the first to wish ya'll a happy Hump Day!? Do kids still say that?  Meh. I'm a leader and a trend-re-setter anyways so fuck it. It stays. For the first time practically ever, I'm actually at a desk. In front… Continue reading Favorite Quotes Challenge- Day 1!

Humor, Letters, Relationship Rants, Witty Rants

Dear Irma;

Hey big momma!I see you girlfriend. Rest assured, the world sees you! You had a point to make, and listen honey- lord knows you're out here making your fucking point. You're one big, bad, crazy, scary bitch, I gotta give it to you! We are impressed, to say the least. Everyone is out here hating on you- ruthlessly… Continue reading Dear Irma;

Caking & Baking, Lifestyle Rants, Witty Rants

POSTpartum Depression

I know that it's Sunday- at least that's what my calendar claims. I know that it's 8:17 pm right this very moment- at least that's what my phone tells me. I know that I'm pissed off about the fact that I've been summoned forced respectfully not really given a choice but to labor on "Labor day"… Continue reading POSTpartum Depression

Blogging about Blogging, In Which I List The Things, Lifestyle Rants, Witty Rants

In Other Knews…

Good evening and thank you for tuning in tonight! The fox is comin' at you LIVE and you're hearing it FIRST from WSGNF-9 Fox Knews 7 at 7... I have no idea. I just auto-assume that all news stations have "official" undercover code names that always start with a W followed by a bunch of… Continue reading In Other Knews…