Deep Rants, Witty Rants

The Unravelings of Semi-Adulthood

It's inevitable. Inevitably, I'm on the brink of turning the big(ger) thirty-two! And while I'm typically an antisocial introvert who wants zero part of anything that has to do with being anywhere near the center of attention, the truth is, I turn into a fucking intolerable diva around my birthday. I admit it. I'm kind… Continue reading The Unravelings of Semi-Adulthood

Witty Rants

EXTRA EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT HOW I’M SOOO EXTRA EXTRA!

Hey Paul? You get 97.675783865% credit for this post title. #TeamGenius #NowPleasegogetFrostedFlakesyouwillthankmelater #BoyBye So we're knees-deep into this era of people being "EXTRA".  And I don't know who the punny little bitch was who came up with this "she's so extra" concept but I'm  (sans the peanut butter) because I feel like I am the… Continue reading EXTRA EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT HOW I’M SOOO EXTRA EXTRA!

Lifestyle Rants, Witty Rants, Blogging about Blogging, In Which I List The Things

In Other Knews…

Good evening and thank you for tuning in tonight! The fox is comin' at you LIVE and you're hearing it FIRST from WSGNF-9 Fox Knews 7 at 7... I have no idea. I just auto-assume that all news stations have "official" undercover code names that always start with a W followed by a bunch of… Continue reading In Other Knews…

Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

25 Thoughts and Things and Stuff 

Ok ok ok. I've told a little white fib. It's going to be more like 50 things. But I wouldn't have dared smuggle "50" anything into the title because such a choice would have doomed this post the *Rue of the Blogger Games. And we all know the odds were not in her favor.  [And right here is… Continue reading 25 Thoughts and Things and Stuff