Dearest SuperCunt Stylist; You don't know me. Not personally at least. We shared 15 minutes of mostly awkward time together and exchanged a few forced words that served to slay the dragon-sized silence that filled the space between us. But don't you worry because I'm confident that by the end of this letter you will… Continue reading Little Letters To Astronomical Assholes: SuperCunt Stylist
Hey big momma!I see you girlfriend. Rest assured, the world sees you! You had a point to make, and listen honey- lord knows you're out here making your fucking point. You're one big, bad, crazy, scary bitch, I gotta give it to you! We are impressed, to say the least. Everyone is out here hating on you- ruthlessly… Continue reading Dear Irma;
Negative-Naomi, Pessimistic-Peggy, and Temperamental-Tricia were in town today and the Trifling-Trio decided they'd each stab a straw into my soul and slurp it out of me, kind of like how the witches from Hocus Pocus did to kids you know? But without straws because they had magic and well yea, like THAT. Luckily, my toxically sweet soul… Continue reading She. Who Will NOT Be Tamed…
No. Not you Blue's Clue's Steve. But I'm not done with you yet (apparently). Seriously Karina, you just made me question half of my existence. Is this the twilight zone as fuck or what? Guys. Steve isn't even dead? And then I went and actually looked this up and I'm baffled. Like how did I… Continue reading Dear Steve;
Disclaimer: When it comes to politics I rely on tabloids, whatever google says, and whatever everyone on Facebook says. Did you think that would stop me inserting my 2 cents plus an extra cent just for the sake of living up to my "extra-ness"? Come on! we all know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has… Continue reading In Response To ‘Merica, The Cunt
I am going to go APE-SHIT crazy! I'm sick of logging into Facebook and reading all of these ridiculous opinions about the fucking gorilla and the child in my newsfeed. Who ARE you people? The response to this tragic incident from imperfect people, including far-from-perfect mothers across the globe has literally nauseated me. Sans the… Continue reading Ya’ll Haram-Be Trippin’
(RE-BLOGGED from my ex blog!): So my princess Tiffanyt turned five and fabulous on the 23rd and I decided on a backyard birthday party in our home. "Just do it at your house," they said. "It'll be FUN!" they said. What in fuck’s name was I high on when I made this decision? Overall, (and… Continue reading Backyard Birthday Party Etiquette: Tips and Pointers for the Impressively Stupid
I am aware that this is not a unique topic. I wouldn't be the first nor the last "blogger" to rant about the countless number of fucked up decisions people make on social media daily. But I'm gonna put my 2 cents in anyhow. Free country. God bless 'Merica. But as a mini disclaimer… Continue reading Facebook Rant!