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Hey Paul? You get 97.675783865% credit for this post title. #TeamGenius #NowPleasegogetFrostedFlakesyouwillthankmelater #BoyBye So we're knees-deep into this era of people being "EXTRA".  And I don't know who the punny little bitch was who came up with this "she's so extra" concept but I'm  (sans the peanut butter) because I feel like I am the… Continue reading EXTRA EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT HOW I’M SOOO EXTRA EXTRA!

Blogging about Blogging, In Which I List The Things, Lifestyle Rants, Witty Rants

In Other Knews…

Good evening and thank you for tuning in tonight! The fox is comin' at you LIVE and you're hearing it FIRST from WSGNF-9 Fox Knews 7 at 7... I have no idea. I just auto-assume that all news stations have "official" undercover code names that always start with a W followed by a bunch of… Continue reading In Other Knews…

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101 Things That Burden My Soul

Let's just dive into this thing! BOOOOM! (WordPress would spam me right now for that if they could. I'm very displeased with their spam analysts. They have zero personality!)Humidity (the agony... the despair)Roses or flowers of any kind. Don't give me something that lasts a week and then dies and gets tossed in the garbage-… Continue reading 101 Things That Burden My Soul

In Which I List The Things, Witty Rants

101 Things That Make My Soul Sparkle

So here's the thing.  Paul stole borrowed this thing about a list of 101 liked and disliked things from someone who stole the thing from someone else and then everyone started stealing the thing from Paul because the thing is like, super fun and quick to read and relate to or disagree with and for sure, you'll… Continue reading 101 Things That Make My Soul Sparkle

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Cheers To Us “In Between” Girls…

Good morning humans.

I’d like to share a fellow Miami blogger and friend that I’ve known since high school. Effective immediately, I need all to follow, love, and know her!

She’s a stunning human, and we have so much in common sometimes that it’s scary and I’ve labeled her my “soul-twin”. She’s raw, hardcore, funny as hell, relatable, and MUCH quicker to make her point than I ever will be! I’m so proud of you! You’re amazing and I hope you never stop writing again! Also, I have a whole like 67-ish followers girl I am ALMOST blog-famous so get READY to be SLAMMED with fans! 😆

Journey In My 30s

Y’all know what I mean by the “in between” girls right?…no?! Oh my Jesus Lordt…

Ok, I’ll use myself as an example. I’m by no means considered skinny, but at the same time I’m not really Plus size either. I’m right at the cusp fuck you BMI calculator! I refuse to believe I am obese.

So where do I fall?! I work in a retail store which I will not name because of the amount of shit I talk about that place…I mean I hate my job but momma got bills to pay. Feel me? that by no means runs true to size.I’m a size 28 in some jeans, a 30 in others, and in another style a size 30 won’t even go up my thighs…yet I know I can’t fit into the smallest Plus size jeans, those are huge on me. So where the fuck do I fall?! Which…

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Blogging about Blogging, Letters, Lifestyle Rants, Soul-Searching Rants

She. Who Will NOT Be Tamed…

Negative-Naomi, Pessimistic-Peggy, and Temperamental-Tricia were in town today and the Trifling-Trio decided they'd each stab a straw into my soul and slurp it out of me, kind of like how the witches from Hocus Pocus did to kids you know? But without straws because they had magic and well yea, like THAT. Luckily, my toxically sweet soul… Continue reading She. Who Will NOT Be Tamed…

Letters, Witty Rants

Dear Steve;

No. Not you Blue's Clue's Steve. But I'm not done with you yet (apparently). Seriously Karina, you just made me question half of my existence. Is this the twilight zone as fuck or what? Guys. Steve isn't even dead? And then I went and actually looked this up and I'm baffled. Like how did I… Continue reading Dear Steve;

Poetry/Freestyle Rap (your choice..), Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

January 30, 2003

Below is a poem that I've copied word-for-word from my high school journal. I was 17 years dumb. I don't write this type of stuff anymore BUT Paul's recent poem made me slightly nostalgic of the old wanna-be-poet I was once-upon-a-teenage-time AND I've  been meaning to reconnect to my teenage self via my old journals… Continue reading January 30, 2003

Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

Alright STOP. Collaborate and Listen…

There's a question which has grabbed ahold of me tightly. It's flowing like a harpoon in my mind, daily and nightly and it's killing my brain like a poisonous mushroom. So let's get quick to the point, to the point no faking. (I don't eat bacon so I won't be cooking any MC's like a pound… Continue reading Alright STOP. Collaborate and Listen…

Lifestyle Rants, Soul-Searching Rants, Witty Rants

In Which I Layer Rants On Rants To Make A Rantwich and Then Sprinkle it With A Dash of Rant and Add a Side Of Ranting.

    If I had a penny for every single time I've whispered "what the FUCK" to myself by the end of any day- I'd be rich. I'd be able to pay off my credit cards. I'd be able to half-ass-afford my own Starbucks addiction without willingly overdrawing my bank account-I don't think you've been… Continue reading In Which I Layer Rants On Rants To Make A Rantwich and Then Sprinkle it With A Dash of Rant and Add a Side Of Ranting.