An abrupt heat wave rushes through my entire nervous system, sending sweat through the pores at the palms of my hands. Adrenaline has taken my heart hostage and it is pounding through my chest trying to escape. I try to find a focal point to distract myself from my surroundings, but it's as if I'm… Continue reading Caution: Humans Around. Everywhere. Hide. Like Forever.
If there's one major downfall to living in the "sunny" city of Miami, it is by far, the intolerable amount of traffic resulting from a clusterfuck combination of: overpopulation, under-qualified emotionally-unstable irresponsible drivers, and never ending road construction. Do not even get me fired up on all of this random ass road construction, because it seems like the almighty… Continue reading Writin’ in My Jeep
I am aware that this is not a unique topic. I wouldn't be the first nor the last "blogger" to rant about the countless number of fucked up decisions people make on social media daily. But I'm gonna put my 2 cents in anyhow. Free country. God bless 'Merica. But as a mini disclaimer… Continue reading Facebook Rant!
First of all, the fact that it's a rainy 6 am Monday morning in Miami and I'm in a long ass line at a Starbucks drive thru with no makeup on and felt the urge to RANT about my blog and my questionable ways is all very disturbing to me. Wait wait wait, let me… Continue reading Disclaimer/Rant/Sh*t to Know
It feels like just yesterday I was sixteen and SWORE I was a grown ass woman who was way beyond my years and had it all pretty much figured out: graduate college with a bachelors at age 22. No exceptions. Get accepted into pharmacy school no later than 23. Graduate with my PharmD before 27. Plan my… Continue reading On Turning THIRTY!
So my cousin's wife and her buddy recently established a fabulous new little psycho-community on FB called "Bat Shit Crazy Moms." When I saw my invite to join this group I was so giddy and full of joy my butt jiggled. Well. My butt is always jiggling. (note to self: handle that shit. Fatass.) Anyways... a "judge-free" zone where… Continue reading In Honor of All Bat-Shit-Crazy Moms